Get Your Own Dirt Elohim was sitting in heaven when
a scientist prayed to Him. "God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life
out of nothing - in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."
"Oh, is that so? Tell Me more about
it" replied Elohim.
"Well," said the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breath
life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's very interesting, show Me."
So the scientist bent down to
the earth and started to mold the soil into the shape of a man.
No, no, no," interrupted YHVH, "Get your own dirt."
~ Author Unknown ~
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