An atheist was swimming in the ocean when all of a sudden he saw a shark in the water. As he was swimming
towards his boat he looked back and saw the shark turning towards him. His boat was still a ways off so he started swimming
faster and faster. Afraid for his life, the atheist turned to see the shark's jaws open, revealing its teeth in a horrific
splendor, and screamed, "Oh God! Save me!"
Instantly a bright light shone down from above and a voice said to
him, "You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?"
Aghast with confusion and knowing
he couldn't lie, the man replied, "Well, that's true I don't believe in You, but how about the shark? Can
you make the shark believe in you?"
Yahveh replied, "As you wish." The light was retracted back into the heavens and
the man could feel the water begin to move once again.
As the atheist looked back he saw the jaws of the shark start
to close down on him, when all of a sudden the shark stopped and pulled back. Shocked, the man looked at the shark as it closed
its eyes, bowed its head and said, "Thank you, Yahveh, for this food, which I am about to receive..."
~ Unknown ~
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