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"This is what Yahveh your Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel, says: I am Yahveh
your Elohim, who teaches you what is best for you, who directs you in the way you should go." Isaiah 48:17
Recall Notice
The Maker of all human beings is recalling
all units manufectured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component of the
heart. This is due to a willful malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of
the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality" or
more commonly known as sin, as it is primarily expressed. Some other symptoms:
a. Loss of direction
b.
Foul vocal emissions
c. Amnesia of origin
d. Lack of peace and joy
e. Selfish or violent behavior
f. Depression
or confusion in the mental component
g. Fearfulness
h. Idolatry
i. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither
liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this sin
defect. The repair technician, Yashua, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost
of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The toll free number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R
Once
connected, please upload your burden of sin through the repentace procedure. Next,
download atonement from the repair technician, Yashua, into the heart component. No matter how
big or small the sin defect is, Yashua will replace it with:
a. Love
b. Joy
c. Peace
d.
Patience
e. Kindness
f. Goodness
g. Faithfulness
h. Gentleness
i. Self Control
Please see the operating
manual, Holy Bible, for further details on the use of these fixes. As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer
has made available to all repaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance from a resident maintenance
technician, Ruach HaKodesh-Holy Spirit. Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He will take up permanent residence
on the premises.
Warning: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids the
Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit
being permanently impounded.
For free emergency service, call Yashua.
Danger: The human being
units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The sin defect
will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention.
~ Unknown ~
"Thus says Yahveh, who gives the sun for a light by day, the ordinances of the moon and the stars
for a light by night, who disturbs the sea and its waves roar; Yahveh Sabaoth is His name." Jeremiah
31: 35
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